petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

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Ptard

A retarded penis usually curving to the left a ways, creating awkward sex with a male or female. Most likely to go in "the wrong whole".

-Girl: "OMG did you have sex with him last night?
-BFF: " yeah, it was terrible... he was a Ptard and was doing my pee hole the whole time!"
-Girl: "how terrible!"

by yourfagmother March 9, 2011

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spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

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Petard

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.

"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."

by SnG. April 4, 2010

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Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...

He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018

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