Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.

"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."

by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016

procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

procrasticording

To delay starting work/study/household chores/gym/sleep/anything beneficial to your real life by browsing Discord and seeing if you missed something mildly interesting... or posting random stuff all over the place to see if you can start a conversation.

I really should get to bed, but i have some procrasticording to see to.

by AccidentProneAU June 7, 2021

Procrasticycle

The longest cleaning cycle of an appliance, chosen for no other reason than being able to put off the next step for as long as possible.

I chose the procrasticycle on the washer because I just want to lay around for an extra 45 minutes.

by CheersnBeers September 14, 2021

Pyrocleptic

Someone who steals lighters. They light their smoke and then put your lighter into their pocket.

I wanted to smoke one but Amanda went pyrocleptic on my lighter again. She is such a hobo.

by djkrunch!!!!! April 6, 2022