Proud Flesh

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat

You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh

by John Phelan February 9, 2006

prouds

In text-only conversations, such as email, IM, or status updates, this word means "looks proud" or "looks smug".

It can often be intended ironically, especially when somebody has done something dubious or unhygienic but still feels the need to tell others about it.

Conversation 1 (straight usage):

HMB: Hey, I got sworn in at the high court this week as a lawyer! Woo hoo!
DTM: Oh wow! Respect! I'd imagine you're over the moon about this!
HMB: Yes. Yes, I am. *prouds*

Conversation 2 (ironic usage):

HMB: I breathed on a kitten once, and it got real sick. *prouds*
DTM: Dude, WTF.

by HMB December 21, 2009

Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.

I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!

by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009

Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

Pyode

/pie-OH-day/, noun;

1. One that possesses a persistently negative personality/ does not enjoy the simple things in life.

2. The word in the Predator language which means 'soft'.

1. Guy 1: "Man, I hate butterflies."

Guy 2: "Stop being a pyode."

2. Predator: "Ki'cte pyode amedha! (Enough, soft meat {human}!)"

by Beaverkill August 17, 2011

I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

Proudmax

Pride which abuts against the theoretical limits of pride.

To the extent that one man can be proud of another man without shaming the other, I am incredibly proud of him. I feel proudmax.

by Apocryphite March 29, 2010