batty patty

When someone is so fucked in the head that they have minced beef meat inserted in their arsehole while shitting it out into a sizzling pan before serving it to a customer.

Rory: Ah man, I just got fired from Burger Palace
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch

by guddleate44 November 8, 2019

pattied

to be skipped, forgotten, left behind, or deleted.

"Spilly did you get in the queue"
"Nope, pattied again"

by faacts December 3, 2020

Travvy Patty

Another word for the Travis Scott burger at McDonalds, which is just a baconquarter pounder with cheese meal. Suprisingly only 20 cents more that the regular Bacon Quarter Pounder w/ cheese meal.

Kid 1: Man, you wanna get a travvy patty
Kid 2: Dude it's just a quarter pounder meal with bacon, nothing special
Kid 1: But Cacuts Jack told us to get it!
Kid 2: Fine, I'm kinda hungry anyways.
*At the Drive Thru
Kid 1: Ya'll already know what I'm here for; the Travvy Patty. Cactus Jack sent me
(Sicko Mode starts playing in the background)

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 13, 2020

Champion Patty Eater

A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating

Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater

by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020

Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.

Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020

Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

pattern up

To fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders

Ay my young one pattern up or I'll pattern you

by Youngtinyzz June 14, 2017