chuggy putzin

The act moving from one place to another with an attitude of "nothing better to do" or "minding my own business".

"So yesterday I was just chuggy putzin down 6th ave and this dude on skateboard came out of nowhere, clipped my arm and made me drop my pizza!

by EpicPork December 22, 2013

Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.

Hood putty

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

putzing

Often used as "putzing around". Means to fool around, tinker, mess with, dabble.
Could also be spelled puttsing.
The same as putzin.

I was putzing around with this thing when I noticed it has.....

Quit putzing around and get busy.

by BruceA September 8, 2008

putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

**bumps into a pole on the sidewalk, then a person, keeps going** J: what a putz! didn't he see me here??"

by *Shelley* June 17, 2003

Puttychow

a Puttychow is a term for a mangina that was eaten out by another person, male or female.

-John- "Whas up homeslice?"
-Phil-"MY PUTTYCHOW!!!!!"
-John-"righhhhhtt..."

by NATOpig June 27, 2009

puzzyboggle

adj. Excellent or great to an extremely high degree

"Hey man, how's your day been?"
"I'm having a pretty puzzyboggle day, you?"

by JuanitoBandito99 January 23, 2009