agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity

No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.

agile process by agilekiller February 22, 2011

Thot Process 

The action or actions made to make someone look like a thot; i.e. make up, revealing clothing, etc.

"Hey everyone, Taysha here. Today, I'm going to show you the Thot Process of some of the Jenner girls today! Let's get started"

Thot Process by ThottyThotThotterson June 7, 2018

amendment process 

The process of changing or adding to the US Constitution. The original writers of the Constitution decided to make this task difficult by stating that 2/3 of Congress had to approve it; and after that, 3/4 of the states had to approve it. This process is irksome and time-consuming.

The amendment process caused the law 3 years time before it finally passed.

amendment process by Ninja_C March 8, 2008

chemical process engineer 

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.

Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*

chemical process engineer by AIChE September 5, 2016

The Process 

Discipline, Compete, Effort, Physical. The process is more than just the motto of the best high school football team of all time, it is a way of life.

I follow the process all day, every day, 100% of the time.

The Process by ProcessPlayerOfTheWeek September 5, 2021

Engineering Design Process 

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed

Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"

Engineering Design Process by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

five step process by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017