Dude dude bro, my girl’s 7 months preggers, waddling around like a sexy bowling ball, and last night she straight-up hit me with the primming. I’m lying there like ‘holy shit, is this allowed in the baby manual?’ while she’s down there multitasking like a goddamn champ. 12/10, would get primmed again before the epidural.
by Ants.In.My.Eyes.Johnson February 11, 2026
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