Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Preacher bashing

Where one or more guys beat up on a preacher because he's promoting some fundamentalist crap.

That t.v. preacher's in town lets do some preacher bashing.

by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Preacher

1. A person who speaks the word of their religion

2. An american television series

3. A child rapist

The preacher raped my child

by ThisLittleLightOfMine June 8, 2019

Satanic preacher

Someone who gives sermons out of the satanic bible. Often at a satanic rock or satanic heavy metal concert.

John is a satanic preacher.

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a friendly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your friend and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually believe any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.

Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."

by skank89 September 3, 2008

preacher boy

A wannebe rapper in highschool that will try to annoy people by either acting like a idiot or overly sophistacated. Hates all J mishes

Person 1:Preacher boy just started rapping in english the other day.
Person 2:And your not deaf?
Person 1:No I'm not but he got kicked out of class.

by Hunter A******* April 24, 2008

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit

my girl got me a preacher seat the other night

by buzzR February 17, 2008