When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.
I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.
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Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
by MainVainer May 5, 2014
Get the Chilling Poolside mug.Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
Get the Joe Polser mug.Polls and Surveys is a section on Yahoo Answers, like the person who defined P&S said. It use to be a lot of fun. Avi games USE to be popular. Users treat their "contacts" like "friends". Its also known for insecure 13 year old girls who go on google and find a pic of a "pretty girl" and set that as their avatar to get attention, because in real life they're ugly and/or have no friends. Then they get busted because their pics never change, or someone sees it on google. Now its a bunch of stupid ass losers who can't take a joke. If you don't have a Formspring, you're a P&S loser. Most of the cool people left...
Actually everyone on there is a loser, but at least some of them are funny losers.
Actually everyone on there is a loser, but at least some of them are funny losers.
LOL, OMG, I can't believe Bree was fake!!!
You need to make a Formspring!!!! I need to waste life talking to you, because you're a stranger who live 762354672 miles away!!!
*inserts sexual innuendo here*
I can't wait to post stupid questions in Polls & Surveys about how cool my contacts are!
You need to make a Formspring!!!! I need to waste life talking to you, because you're a stranger who live 762354672 miles away!!!
*inserts sexual innuendo here*
I can't wait to post stupid questions in Polls & Surveys about how cool my contacts are!
by Peanutbutterfudge December 23, 2010
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1st Person: Is that song by Lights? Lights Poxleitner?
2nd Person: Yes.
1st Person: Dude, she's awesome.
1st Person: Is that song by Lights? Lights Poxleitner?
2nd Person: Yes.
1st Person: Dude, she's awesome.
by Jessicalights January 7, 2011
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"You think the 9/11 attacks were committed by Vince McMahon so he could get ratings on a tribute show? Quit being such a polston".
by Shartlicle December 17, 2015
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