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Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk
Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Angel Poundcake

Opposite of Devil's Triangle. It's a threesome with two women and one man.
Last night Jerry had a little Angel Poundcake with Cathy and Linda. Lucky guy had the best night of his life.
by Alpha5niner May 30, 2023
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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