When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
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The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
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An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.
This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -
- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -
- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
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Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
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"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
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