psuedo boyfriend

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits

Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."

by L love September 4, 2005

Wake Forest pledge night

A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.

After Wake Forest pledge night, half of the student body suffered a pandemic of mono.

by Dangerous D and Speed Racer October 22, 2008

Psuedo Mom

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home

"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"

by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012

psuedo

false; not real; fake replication; bootleg; tomfoolery

The upside down question mark as seen in mario kart 64 can be considered a psuedo box.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Psuedobration

When you think your cell phone is ringing/ vibrating in your purse or pocket, but it's not.

Oh man, I thought that sexy babe from last night was calling me, but it turns out it was just another psuedobration in my pants.

by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008

PsuedoFed

Community support officers (also known as 2.5s ie half a five-oh)

You can't arrest me man, you're just a psuedofed.

by joEmGee September 13, 2011

Plude Party

When you mix lean with your bodily fluids and share them with friends through different orifices.

Boy 1: Oh man could I go for a Plude Party right about now!

Boy 2: Let's go boys!

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019