philippe

Noun:

1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.

2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.

3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.

Adjective:

1. Nonsensical.

Verb (used with object) :

1. To bullshit.

2. To disregard reason as a whole.

3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces
My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.

That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!
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Philippe

Guy 1: yo bro that Star Wars movie got me really horny i mite do a Philippe.
Guy 2: that sounds like a great idea, mind if i join.
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Philippe-Marie

This combination of names is as rare as the character associated with that person. He can give you the feeling of being something very special.
Philippe-Marie, this is the wrong direction! We must go this way!
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Philippe-Marie

The fact that no one knows how to spell Philippe, this the rarest combination you will find, as rare as the character of the owner.

As rare as the feeling he gives you when you are by his side. Never let go of this person.
Philippe-Marie that is the wrong direction! We have to go this way.
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Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Name or adjective
The act of always losing at NHL99, or complaining about the team you chose and the controller.
That guy is such a Jean-Philippe Lapierre
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Louis Philippe

Louis Philippe is the kind of man you want to keep always next to you. His charming smile, friendly attitude, and sweetness is infatuating and will warm your heart in a cold winter night. Louis Philippe loves to wrap himself around you like a cashmere blanket and he gives incredible hugs from behind. You will never be the same after he has hugged you and kissed your neck while you were making pasta carbonara. His love making skills will leave you breathless in a spell like state of mind, and some women like to keep him in the bedside drawer and whip him out during hard or stressful times. Louis Philippe is thoughtful, and intelligent. He knows what you are thinking even before you say a word but even better than that, when Louis Philippe makes a mistake he actually takes accountability like a grown up man (and those are hard to find).
Tonight I am going to shaggle with Louis Philippe
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andré philippe

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