The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
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Any time your drunk, and something goes wrong, the proper attitude to have is to continue to have a good time that night and just worry about the problem in the morning. The degree of drunkeness is directly proportional to the degree of the problem that is deffered to the next morning. Example: If your just a little tipsy and somebody burns their face off in a freak gasoline-fight accident, you take the nigga to the hospital and you worry about the shit at that time, but if your really fucked up and your good passes out in the woods and you think they die, but your too drunk to care so you leave him by himself way ass out in the fuckin woods passed out and as far as you know, dead.... but you justify it as ok cuz you're drunk... you'll worry about it in the morning (Classic Regerian Philosophy)
by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008
Get the Regerian Philosophy mug.The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.
Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.
by Robert Akins December 28, 2005
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My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.
by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019
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by SalinasRacer September 23, 2009
Get the Caga Palos mug.In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
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