1 definition by JPFROMNAPLES
A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (Π΄ΡΡΠ²Π΅Π½ ΡΠΈΠ»ΠΎΡΠΎΡ)
My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.
by JPFROMNAPLES January 06, 2019
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