Pertepy

A goldish-brown colour.

Hey Harleen! Teddy, your Toy Poodle, is a beautiful shade of pertepy.

by dilshannn7 August 14, 2019

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015

Perleoni

Italian last name/surname literally meaning "courage of the lion"

"That Perleoni kid is so brave. It's like he is a lion!"

by mootoo June 18, 2008

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

by Ryan April 26, 2005

perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

by Mung August 17, 2003