Penoid

A word used to describe someone that likes penis but is a total nerd.

Me: You're a freaking penoid bruh. Other dude: F U!!!! I h8 u noob!

by Beans R Us December 9, 2019

Penaldo

Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)

Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg

“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic

“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”

by ြြြ March 28, 2023

Penaldado

Penaldado is a nickname for Tottenham Spanish football player Roberto Soldado as he score almost all of his goals throughout penalty kicks.

Tottenham won yesterday, again with a Penaldado goal. Guess how he scored it?

by Ser1212 December 29, 2013

Penaldez

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

by Cojoness August 11, 2020

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023

Penfolded

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.

1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!

by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022