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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
by senator phogbound January 7, 2012
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
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Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
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Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!
by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009
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peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.
The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.
dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.
by jim December 28, 2005
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