Rat Queen Parenting

Dropping your child off at someone else's house to be watched while you go off and get your eyebrows waxed or someother such nonsense while simultaneously doing some rat-tastic bullshit like handing over the child with a known soiled diaper or dropping off the child for hours with no diapers, food, or other child essentials.

-Honey, what's that smell?
-Danielle dropped off her baby with a loaded diaper.
-Oh let me grab you a diaper and some wipes.
-There isn't any, I already checked.
-Ain't that some Rat Queen Parenting.

by Doug Avery December 18, 2008

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

paroozing

to look around, explore, etc.

Paroozing is so totally a word.

by Trevor Raw September 27, 2014

parenting

Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)

My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead.

by ak4mc February 20, 2011

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

Mongrel Parenting

A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.

Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.

by jackkanarchy99 November 3, 2019