Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

by Dirty D. May 13, 2014

White Trash Parade

A series of three or more lifted American-made pick-up trucks (typically plastered with naked lady decals, confederate flags, or metal mulisha stickers) cruising down the same street on friday night.

Dude, wasn't that Cheto's rig leading the White Trash Parade down second street?

by Merkin Master January 26, 2010

naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Bulls on parade

"Bulls on parade!" - North American metaphor slang,

Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.

"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.

"oh shit watch out man, they're coming... YO! BULLS ON PARADE!"

RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"

by RenHoek28 August 23, 2007

paranoia agent

The latest (as of 2005) anime by famous director Satoshi Kon. His works include "Millenium Actress" and "Tokyo Godfathers." Paranoia Agent follows the stories of victims of a would-be serial killer, but none of them are dead. This enigmatic attacker is known as Li'l Slugger, because he uses a slightly bend bat to strike his victims. This anime is not just a police drama though, for all the victims seem...relieved afterwards. All of them suffer from dangerous psycological symptoms, and were being pushed into a corner by events in their lives. The attacks come as a release, almost healing in a sense. This anime is very good, and it differs from the fantasy-sci fi normalicy of average anime. I would really recommend seeing it, and all of Satoshi Kon's works.

The official website is www.paranoiaagent.com/

by Tsukioka Yosho July 26, 2005

Parade Day

In Scranton, Pennsylvania, a day in March during which a grand St. Patrick's Day Parade is held. However, the vast majority of people simply use the day as an excuse to drink all day long and stay in a state of constant drunkenness. Bars bring in tremendous revenue during this day, some of which virtually depend on Parade Day. Most people in Scranton consider Parade Day a holiday and some would even call it their favorite.

"Oh man, I can't wait for Parade Day! We're gonna get shit-faced!"

by ssjrem January 26, 2009

paranoid

For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.

Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.

Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times

Dude that lady is way paranoid! She keeps telling me that something is out to get her and it is lurking in the shadows.

by Qbancncer April 15, 2010