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The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.
In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
by Dirty D. March 31, 2014
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The nasty, dirty shits that occur the day after a night of superabundant drinking; especially that of beer.
aka: the Beer-shits.
"Dude, I had the worst coneegers on Saturday"

"After that keggar on thursday I had the nastiest Coneegers of life!"

"Wow! My Coneegers were like golf balls"- James Arias.
by Dirty D. March 7, 2009
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