Paint

Cleanish cocaine that smells like chemicals

Me:"Yo bruh you got that paint?"
then:"Straight clean!!"

by Stepdadshad92 January 22, 2019

paint

a refreshing drink

i just drank paint

by aqwsdrtyhji8thgfdrtyu October 13, 2020

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.

''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''

by vex1 January 6, 2021

paint

A type of British beverage to get at a pub

Yo mate get me a pint of paint

by Jesusisgayforu September 5, 2021

Paint

The substance you use to paint something.
Also the action used when you say you are using paint

"Hey, are you painting?"
"Yeah I'm using paint on my walls."

by Whoa. Urban Dictionary Person! February 15, 2022

Paint

Something to eat when something is bad

Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

Paint

the stuff in your parents shower.
you found them when you were taking a bath and you thought they were doing arts and crafts because they were making a lot of noise in there the other day and now there’s glue on the wall.

you: yoooooo i just found this paint in the shower bro, i’m hungry so ima eat it..

5 hours later..

*dead*

by urmomgaee April 6, 2022