News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4

Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"

by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012

Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.

Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.

by jagerhall May 25, 2018

poop particle

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.

You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!

by 7ev March 6, 2023

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010

Pesticles

A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word

Suck my pesticles bitch!

by fagballsXD December 9, 2008

Poo Particles

Pronunciation: 'POOO PAHHH-TA-CLES"

Airborne particles that are 'sprayed' into the air due to the flush of a toilet, causing the air to become polluted with people's 'poop particles'.

Ex. "She left her apple on the sink in the Ladies' room; now it's covered in customer poo particles".

by bostonpoo October 21, 2010

pecticles

A term used to describe a male with large or otherwise strangely formed pectoral muscles that may resemble female breasts or other genitalia of either the male or female variety.

"Hey, look at that fat guy over there. He's got moobs."
"Nah man, those aren't moobs.. those are pecticles."

by CrispyKC July 23, 2009