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Onanism

from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.
by El Cid June 21, 2003
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Pokemon Ownage

The art of completely destroying your oppenent during an intense battle of 6 on 6 supremacy and stomping their ass in the dirt.
Dude, seriously. I dished out some serious Pokemon Ownage
by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007
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[ownagepranks]

"Dude, ownagepranks is so big, he broke my nose"
by Andrew FTW May 26, 2008
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Final Ownage Elite

A RuneScape clan that likes to be douche bags and often runs out of nowhere, charging helpless clans as the Disciples of Elvemage.
Punta Party:lol its Final Ownage Elite, let's get em
Kids Ranqe:nah man, i hear they r douche bags
by HiddenOne January 17, 2009
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Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
by Bill March 23, 2004
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Ownage

Ownage (N)
Pronuciation: Oh'neh'j
Definition: The state of owning or conversely being owned. Own, meaning complete mental, physical, and strategic mastery over someone; so much so that their ancestors, descendants, and any who has even spoken to the ownee (one being owned) verbally has been shamed by how pathetic the ownee is at gaming and possibly life in general. When one is being owned the owning player or person has complete control over exactly what happens next, and know and control your every move. They decide just how long you will be allowed to squirm beneath their firm grip over your life. This word is, of course, over used to gloat and brag about the effectiveness of your technique, and the quality of your gaming. What many call ownage is usually a mere series of favorable conditions that lead you to perform greatly beyond your avergage capacity. Ownage is very rarely achieved by a non power-gamer, hacker, or clan official, as these people have a near inhuman devotion to the game, or excess of free time. This can be attributed to the lack of their father forcing them to perform manuel labor at a young age to build what is generally known as character.
He wiped out my team before we even got a shot off for 19 consecutive rounds, that was absolute ownage.
by Shift Gun October 2, 2005
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Ownage Train

The state of owning so much in a game that when people join your team they start to equaly own. In effect making a train of ownage. Coined from "w00t w00t".
Ah man... you should have seen lastnight... we won 5 games in a row, until Brad wrecked the Ownage Train.
by Snurkel February 10, 2006
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