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outdoor

An outdoor is an off-license drinks shop, used typically in Birmingham, England
'Hey bro wanna go to the outdoor?'
by dickbutt369 July 14, 2019
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great outdoors

Slang for cocaine, specifically in reference to the purchase or sale of medium-grade or average cocaine.
“I got 80 bucks to put down on some great outdoors tonight, wanna throw in?”
by jarebear<3 March 19, 2019
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Outdoor Chick

Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.

Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.

She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."

You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."

"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."

Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"

Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"

Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
by fish supreme April 23, 2019
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Outdoor Addiction

The addiction to hunting which creator of the page Shaan possesses
Fuck me that Shaan cunt has an outdoor addiction
by TheDBKing January 29, 2020
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The great outdoors

A place you aren't allowed in during quarantine
Josh got shot to death because he ventured to the great outdoors
by Corona carrier April 19, 2020
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outdoor

A place you drive to and watch movies in your car.
We went to the Outdoor and saw a good movie.
by Timouthy Titmouse May 24, 2020
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Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.
Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..
by baaailelleee January 26, 2024
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