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Two olives short of a martini

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
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People who take advantage of the "reality break" that the world wide web provides by saying obnoxious things they wouldn't normally say.
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Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.
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a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.
Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.
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Eve Online

When ever i tell my Boyfriend to stop playing Eve online he stands up and yells at me saying "You don't understand eve. It's serious buisness."
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Teacher: So we're going to be having online school from now on due to corona virus.
Students: Fuck you, bitch. Lick my nuts homie.
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