America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.
Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.
"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.
by Rich Longley April 17, 2006
Member of a political ideology on either side of the spectrum that refuses to debate, this is due to a lack of testosterone or a general belief in something without the underlying knowledge of its existence or consequences.
Often referred to as:
-Snow Flakes
- people who use #resist (in terms of pretending a democratic election didn't occur)
- White Supremacist (KKK)
-Black Supremacist (BLM)
- young students who disrespect freedom of speech
- Long term career politicians
Often referred to as:
-Snow Flakes
- people who use #resist (in terms of pretending a democratic election didn't occur)
- White Supremacist (KKK)
-Black Supremacist (BLM)
- young students who disrespect freedom of speech
- Long term career politicians
"I was shooting the shit with martha about Trump and how the stock market is kicking ass, she told me he was the devil and she was "with her" and walked away..... shit i didnt know martha was a safe space observer, I better use the other water cooler"
by Obama hair June 21, 2017
Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz January 04, 2012
by Hooliganway April 22, 2021
Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.
"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
by stupid_moron August 04, 2006
Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.
The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.
by Jefew November 24, 2024