weinerbutt nelson

A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.

Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.

Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.

by 3E motha fuckin residas February 11, 2009

Pull a Nelson

The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."

by James Kroger February 3, 2008

half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.

It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.

by Peter Urban May 23, 2006

nelson jones

Fat fucking slob

Nelson Jones is always eating

by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022

Dr Nelson

A equally powerful and refreshing drink made from Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum mixed with the classic American soft drink Dr Pepper.

Steve: "It's been a long day, I think I'll make myself a Dr Nelson."

by SgtPepperoni December 9, 2012

real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

by 69 bob March 16, 2021

Connor Nelson

a retard that lives in huntsville alabama and attends buckhorn middle school

I heard that Connor Nelson kid has a small penis

by DeeepSleeep March 21, 2022