"No one fucking knows yet, okay?"
An acronym you can use when you find yourself in a conversation with another human, who is boldly making declarations about things that are still totally unknown.
An acronym you can use when you find yourself in a conversation with another human, who is boldly making declarations about things that are still totally unknown.
by Matzeem December 22, 2019
Get the NOFKYO mug.Coming from a middle eastern country (e.g. Iran, Pakistan, Turkey, Lebanon ect.), a Nofal is a very physically attractive person with high intelligence. A Nofal will most likely play a musical instrument (e.g. flute, trombone, clarinet, guitar ect.) or succeed in sports (e.g. soccer, hockey, football ect.). A Nofal almost always has a muscular body physique due its substantial knowledge in health. A Nofal will most likely be attracted to members of both genders and/or will be found very attractive by members of both genders. A Nofal is always found to be generous, big-hearted, and extremely humorous by all people. A Nofal will almost always be fashionable and have a distinct taste for fashion.
*Note: Nofals are rare creatures. If one happens to come across a Nofal, please treat it with great respect. Nofals are highly valuable and are hard to start an intimate relationship with so aggresive actions are not recommended.
*Note: Nofals are rare creatures. If one happens to come across a Nofal, please treat it with great respect. Nofals are highly valuable and are hard to start an intimate relationship with so aggresive actions are not recommended.
"Did you see Nofal? He looked very good today."
"Nofal, I didn't know you worked out!"
"Wow, Nofal sure can play that guitar!"
"Nofal is such a great person to be around!"
"Nofal, I didn't know you worked out!"
"Wow, Nofal sure can play that guitar!"
"Nofal is such a great person to be around!"
by Definition-Man December 11, 2011
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When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.
Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
by mdubs10 December 16, 2009
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a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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