nickelodeon

Gay pice of shit that canceled Invader Zim.

A television station run by neo nazis.

A TV channel that allways has crappy cartoons.

See also shit

Bob: nickelodeon is so fucking gay.
Joe: O RLY?
Bob: YA RLY!
Joe: NO WAI!!!

nickelodeon by Is this name used? August 6, 2006

Nickelodeon

Used to be the most wonderful channel ever. It aired great shows like Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, My Brother and Me, Weinerville, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Clarissa Explains it All, and Are you Afraid of the Dark. Then one day some bonehead decided to cancel all those shows to make room for a whole bunch of GARBAGE new shows. Those shows include Unfabulous, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Avatar, Zoey 101, The X's, Mr. Meaty, Romeo, and other shows that are a complete waste of time. If Nick was smart, they'd cancel all those new shows and return to it's originality and quality programming.

Little Kids: Come on! Romeo is on! That show is SOOOO cool!
Older Kids: If you watch that pathetic excuse for a show, then you're an idiot! If you're watching anything, it's our tapes of Old Nickelodeon!
Little Kids: (after they've seen the REAL Nick) Boy, I'm not watching those stupid new shows anymore! What was I THINKING?

Nickelodeon by Eric Y. August 29, 2006

nickelodeon

A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like Salute Your Shorts and Rocko's Modern Life. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 Invader Zim came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "The Naked Brothers Band" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "Back in the Barnyard" and "True Jackson VP". SpongeBob is good though.

7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG!"

adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"

7 year old: "no it doesn't"

adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"

7 year old: "It's not called nick?"

adult: "no"

7 year old: "ok show me tapes"

kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"

adult: "see i told ya"

nickelodeon by IAmNotSashaFierce March 22, 2010

Nickelodeon

A channel I liked when I was 9. Now I'm almost 11, and it sucks ass. They canceled a bizarrely hilarious show called Invader Zim, probably because it was too funny. Now all the shows are crap and they use the same jokes over and over.

Nickelodeon sucks. End of conversation.

Nickelodeon by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

Nickelodeon

A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

Nickelodeon by Jonathan February 28, 2005

Nickelodeon

a once kick-ass channel but now a peice of shit for mindless 10 yr. olds. They took away all the awesome shows: Ren and Stimpy (sp?), Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Salute Your Shorts, Doug, the original All That, Rugrats (before 97'), etc. And replaced it with a bunch of retarded crap: The Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Zoey 101, etc. Hell, they even tried to make their own anime (Avatar: the Last Airbender and Martian Mystery) which suxxors. Leave the anime to the Japanese.

Nickelodeon used to rock with the awesome shows...now it suxxors.

Nickelodeon by TeHbEsT July 26, 2005

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

Nickelodeon by Cj June 17, 2006