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The reason why your CoD lobbies have become so sweaty. FaZe5 is what FaZe uses to recruit new members from the public, and it’s every sweat’s, quickscoper’s and 13 year old on the planet’s ultimate dream to be selected to join.
Person 1: “Damn, why have there been so many sweats in my lobbies lately?”
Kid with a Faze5 clan tag: “FaZe is recruiting again”
Person 1: “Oh”
Kid with a Faze5 clan tag: “FaZe is recruiting again”
Person 1: “Oh”
by IAmNotSashaFierce September 13, 2020
Get the FaZe5 mug.Another gay ass Disney teen pop band that tried (and failed) to make Devo songs "clean and family friendly." Why Mark approved of it, I don't know. Anyways, they broke up a year after they released their first album "Dev2.0"
All they did was screw up their songs. Horribly.
All they did was screw up their songs. Horribly.
8 year old girl: "Look at my new Devo 2.0 album!!!!!!!! :D"
The 8 year old girl later exploded from the abomination that came out of a cows penis called DEV2.0
The 8 year old girl later exploded from the abomination that came out of a cows penis called DEV2.0
by IAmNotSashaFierce September 3, 2011
Get the Devo 2.0 mug.Basically an Apple Store with Microsoft products. No real creativity, even the front looks like an Apple Store!
Bill Gates "Hey, let's make a store that's an Apple Store, put a Windows logo on it, sell Windows computers, and call it a Microsoft Store!"
Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce August 5, 2010
Get the microsoft store mug.Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.
by IAmNotSashaFierce April 4, 2010
Get the Dora the Internet Explorer mug.A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like Salute Your Shorts and Rocko's Modern Life. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 Invader Zim came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "The Naked Brothers Band" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "Back in the Barnyard" and "True Jackson VP". SpongeBob is good though.
7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG!"
adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"
7 year old: "no it doesn't"
adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"
7 year old: "It's not called nick?"
adult: "no"
7 year old: "ok show me tapes"
kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"
adult: "see i told ya"
adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"
7 year old: "no it doesn't"
adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"
7 year old: "It's not called nick?"
adult: "no"
7 year old: "ok show me tapes"
kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"
adult: "see i told ya"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 22, 2010
Get the nickelodeon mug.Glenn Beck "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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