10 definitions by IAmNotSashaFierce

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Steve: "I am going to eat steak!"

John: "Can I come?"

Steve: "No, it's too good."
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.

Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"

Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
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Basically an Apple Store with Microsoft products. No real creativity, even the front looks like an Apple Store!
Bill Gates "Hey, let's make a store that's an Apple Store, put a Windows logo on it, sell Windows computers, and call it a Microsoft Store!"

Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce August 04, 2010
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A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like Salute Your Shorts and Rocko's Modern Life. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 Invader Zim came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "The Naked Brothers Band" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "Back in the Barnyard" and "True Jackson VP". SpongeBob is good though.
7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG!"

adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"

7 year old: "no it doesn't"

adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"

7 year old: "It's not called nick?"

adult: "no"

7 year old: "ok show me tapes"

kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"

adult: "see i told ya"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 22, 2010
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Explains itself.
Daniel: "Are we there yet?"

Kelly: "No."
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Dora's web browser, which is based on the crap Internet Explorer.
Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.
by IAmNotSashaFierce April 04, 2010
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The reason why your CoD lobbies have become so sweaty. FaZe5 is what FaZe uses to recruit new members from the public, and it’s every sweat’s, quickscoper’s and 13 year old on the planet’s ultimate dream to be selected to join.
Person 1: “Damn, why have there been so many sweats in my lobbies lately?”
Kid with a Faze5 clan tag: “FaZe is recruiting again”
Person 1: “Oh”
by IAmNotSashaFierce September 13, 2020
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