Neural Buddhist

Practitioners of The Shake, first perfected this manipulation of the brain in 2073. Consists of rearranging spindle neurons in such a manner as to affect an abrupt reorientation of Anterior Cingulate Cortex (ACC) processes, emotions and patterns of recognition. Some argue this was the singular act that pulled Homo Sapiens out of the specie’s self-created gutter.

The Neural Buddhist used The Shake to re-align his emotions.

by haserlub June 2, 2008

neural fusion

a maraca filled with taco fillings but not yet eaten

i believe that you should devour that neural fusion already muss ludz

by neural and monkey April 23, 2008

Neuralink

An implantable brain chip that can enable people to use their neural activity to wirelessly operate computers and mobile devices. Neuralink Corp was founded by Elon Musk.

Tim: Yo dude, you hear about how Elon Musk put a chip in a monkey's brain and got it to play Pong telepathically?
John: Yeah dude, Elon is always doing some crazy futuristic shit. This whole Neuralink thing is sci-fi asf

by ClapDemCheekz December 14, 2021

netraloip

An incredibly boring person, so boring in fact, that they could become the physical incarnation of boredom, or even the god of boringness. They often have voices so dull that they create some kind of timewarp where the seconds drag on as they speak. Often have nerdy interests such as classics or anime, but this is not always the case. They are also ugly, without exception.

Kevin is a netraloip

by Louise and Hannah June 26, 2005

neeralee

A name truly unique as it rarely appears in dictionaries. Simplistically put, it means "unique", and is reflected by the rarity of individuals with said name. Neeralee's tend towards the cute side, although it is not uncommon to find one exceptionally beautiful. Neeralee's also tend to be rather addicting, as one finds difficulty removing oneself from their vicinity.

Neeralee's a cutie pie. *wink*

by ronaklu December 14, 2008

Netralized

Equalization of people, companies, and other forces powered by the Net.

The New England Consulting Group originated a term to describe this phenomenon ... "Netralized." "Netralization" is the neutralization or equalization of power due to the Internet. Traditional Marketers and Retailers have been “netralized” ... just like the Winchester repeating rifle neutralized the buffalo and the Indian tribes.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009

neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010