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Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007
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musicology

The study of the history of music, but having no relationship to music itself. It is usually studied at the graduate level by inept performers and anal-retentive, sexually-repressed, multi-lingual, shutins. It is an equivalent discipline to Art History, except for the fact that you will never see a musicology show on PBS, nor will you ever see a musicologist interviewed on television. Musicology is the study of boring, obscure facts tangentially related to the lives and works of (mostly unknown) composers in the Western European high-cultural tradition.
1. Music is to musicology as science is to Scientology.

2. Musicology Ph.D. student: "Did you know that Joseph Matthias Kracher was on friendly terms with Michael Haydn?"
Intelligent Human: "Big fucking deal! Who cares?"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Well, Kracher wrote two settings of the 'Te Deum.' What have you done to contribute to the advancement of Western Civilization?"
Intelligent Human (grabbing student's throat and choking him to death): "This!"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Gakkkkqq!!!"
by Mr. T. ( I pity the fool) October 13, 2005
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manicorn

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.
Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.
by Elisabunny February 21, 2010
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Monico

someone with an amazingly sexy voice a totally great bod, awesome tattoo's and has the sweetest personality to ever exist in the entire nation!!
omg! that boy is such a monico! i want his digits!!
by Brittany Corrine Hernandez April 30, 2008
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McNicol

Scottish slang for the single turd that stays afloat after you flush the toilet.
You know when you take a shit and there is that one turd that just wont flush, in Glasgow that is called a McNicol.
by Brothersoldan November 7, 2011
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