Basically,a porn starter kit for kids brought to you by a gigantic fucking corporation because: addicted kids = hooked consumers.
see evil
see evil
by corporate buttrape July 05, 2004
by |RaP SuX| September 08, 2003
A TV channel that used to be all about music and the arts, and now has degraded to fake game shows such as "Next" and fashion TV shows, which are showing teens how to be preppy. All they show on very rare occasions and during credits are either 90s pop or rap songs. MTV SUCKS!!!
Omfg dude! Its been over a year since I emailed a request to MTV to play "Allentown", and they still haven't played it!
by omgomgomg monkeys November 05, 2006
Commercials interspersed with more commercials. Music videos are either rap shit or teenie bopper pop crap. "reality" shows are complete garbage. kills off brain cells faster than the speed of light.
by ta4586 March 11, 2006
A bullshit channel that brainwashes today's youth into thinking their music is good and actually means something. Also it makes every other channel within 10 feet seem worse.
"Wow, I was watching MTV the other day, and I became so pissed at what I saw (emo, ect.) I decided to throw a brick through my television."
by The Door v5 (gamertag) February 10, 2005
Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world.
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!
mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)
by Cacat August 06, 2006
MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.
by nunyabiznessasshole March 30, 2007