Myopeea

(noun) (verb)

The act of rubbing cat piss on your eyeballs while being short-sighted

Ethan: Jesus Bryan what the fuck happened to your eye??
Bryan: Shit dude, I did Myopeea today

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

moofee

South African - Afrikaans slang

"fag" - A feminine gay person, insult

"Blestau ya moofee!" - "shut up ya fag!"

by Sumatra boyo June 16, 2006

mooper

Netspeakz for Computer

Example:

netspeak: I haz mooper.
english: I have a computer.

netspeak: yay mooper!
english: My computer makes me happy, YAY for my computer.

netspeak: I can haz mooper plox?
english: May I have a computer?

by Sansui350A October 27, 2010

moolee

Something to call your best friend when you can't think of a pet name

Steph: Hey!
Anna: Oh hey moolee :)
Steph: Aw that is like SO cute. You called me your moolee :)

by the_annie_machine February 10, 2009

mooper

a person who seems to exhale gas/crap from his/her anus very frequently

I don't want to hang around that mooper because I get nauseated when I do.

by Scrumptious Buns June 10, 2003

moopie

the art of masturbation whilst pooping.

I was running short on time, so I pulled a moopie.

by Nico Suave February 6, 2005

moopies

Term of endearment for loved one, taken from "Soup Nazi" Seinfeld episode. Aka Schmoopy, shmoopie, etc.

"You're Shmoopie! You are!" (Moopies being a derivative of the original)

by spokedb November 24, 2009