Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night

by Spum August 24, 2006

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mockingyokin

Term used back in the day in Brooklyn, NY. It's short for my kind your kind.

Hey bro did you see the ratio on her?
Yes sir.
Then she's mockingyokin.

by Jebhlg September 18, 2020

Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022