minion memes

the cringe people post on Facebook. they're not even real memes.

I saw some minion memes. I wanna die now

by laith2010YEET May 2, 2021

tim the minion

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

by [e-mail] November 23, 2019

mitmop

crack that has a bad aftertaste, and isnt very strong

i just paid you for mitmop.

by ann chumima November 28, 2012

mitfo

Move it the fuck out

Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.

Pete: mitfo turd

by BigPete55 November 1, 2014

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

minionlingus

The world shattering, divine act of a Minion licking a fat wet coochie. Happens throughout the Universal Pictures movie "Minions" (2015). Although it does not occur explicitly on screen, it is alluded to many times and often directly moves the plot along.

"Hold my bear, I'm about to get some great Minionlingus from Kevin."

-Scarlett Overkill, "Minions"

by Minionfan99 March 26, 2022

minionillion

the amount of tickets Minions: The Rise of Gru sells in an hour

Me: 5 Ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Cashier: I'm sorry but the theatre limit of half a minionillion has been reached

by NotTanos July 4, 2022