mintin box

any box/package still in its original covering or wrapping. usually used in terms of comics or toys or any rare item. said item looses its value once its been opened.

penny: aren't you going to play with it.
sheldon: no, its a mintin box. it will loose its value.

by mysty20 October 23, 2012

Montenegrin

A person from the country Montenegro.
Montenegro is a county in Europe, right across the sea from Italy, and is on the Adriatic coast.

I am from Montenegro, therefore, I am Montenegrin.

by Miss Montenegro November 22, 2007

mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her

1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!

by Peter Panache April 30, 2008

mintek

Mintek a slang word usually used by Arabs, can mean fucked, whacked, or when your itckity acktiacki,

heard in terms such as; im mintekkkk, im too mintek, that's mintek, ur mintek, mintekky tek

Easily just trying to say, I'm fucked and I can't be fucked because that's fucked.

by XXVIIXI February 11, 2017

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003