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Mitching

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.
“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”
by Feather La August 4, 2007
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Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)
by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010
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stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"
Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!
by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017
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Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022
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i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."
Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes
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ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011
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Munchingfoo

Tight: the embodiment of betrayal and dishonour. Descriptive of the type of person who allows others to buy him rounds before leaving to take a 'nap' right before his own round.
Who's round is it? I can't believe that damn munchingfoo!

Lads, we've just been munchingfoo'd!
by Thirsty student January 21, 2006
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