midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....
dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo
by matt June 14, 2006
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Henry is a midget
by Spilled July 09, 2019
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midget

repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!
Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!
by midget-killer January 08, 2005
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Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009
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Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
by NinjaMunky August 22, 2011
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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009
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Midget

Please check your midget at the desk.
by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004
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