Microsoft Edge

Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder

As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome

by DictionaryOfficial December 14, 2018

microsoft

See World Domination

by Matt March 14, 2003

microskirt

A skirt which is longer than a belt but shorter than a miniskirt; in other words, 5-8cm long.

The microskirt is the semi-official dress code for 14-year-old girls at discos.

by Darth Ridley September 17, 2006

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

Microsoftian

A 'Microsoftian' view is one that only supports what is already desired; disingenuous and pretentious at the same time.

Can be applied outside Microsoft discussions.

Slang, offensive.

See also 'formwhoring'.

"Please select which program you use for office documents:
A Microsoft Office 2000
B Microsoft Office 97
C Microsoft Office Pro
D Microsoft ...
E Microsoft ...
F Microsoft ...
G Microsoft ..."

('Microsoftian' in that you can only choose 'Microsoft' from the list. This list does not allow users to select 'Star Office', 'Open Office', 'Applixware', etc., all of which are office software suites that are in current use but are also NOT Microsoft software.)

And

"He said he wanted Chinese take out, but his Microsoftian demeanor during discussions left us no choice but to get italian take-out."

by mmmna September 21, 2007

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018

Microsoft

A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.

Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?"
Josh: "No."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"
Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"
*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*

... 2 minutes pass ...

Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

by RICCARD October 9, 2005