Methcision

A split second decision made while strung out on methamphetamine

Pronounced meth-cision

That was the worst methcision that has ever been made.

by Victory.over.evil May 23, 2020

methcision

A split second decision made while under the influence of methamphetamine. The methcision.

"Man, last night, I made the worst methcision in my life!"

by Victory.over.evil May 23, 2020

Methican

An individual who uses methamphetamines on a daily basis over a period of time and is a citizen of the USA.

As soon as I started my car this morning I was thrown back by the loud noise coming from the muffler. I realized those damn Methicans had stolen my catalytic converters.

by These 2 crazy bitches October 15, 2021

Methisode

When a pizza driver named Mark complains about dishes. Short for meth episode.

“Fuckin’ dishes, this is bullshit!”

“God dammit, Mark’s having one of his methisodes again…”

by Arab C4 April 9, 2022

Methisode

When a delivery driver has a meltdown about the dishes. Usually a result of hard drug use. Short for meth episode.

“NOBODY DOES ANY FUCKIN’ DISHES, THIS IS BULLSHIT!”

“God dammit, Mark’s having one of his Methisodes again….”

by Arab C4 April 9, 2022

Methisode

Any random act that a person does that is methy in nature. Example. Riding child's bike at 3am to search for arrow heads

Why is he cutting his hedges at 2am? Oh that's Mark, he's having a methisode.

by Claystation December 12, 2022

METHICORN

A SINGLE FEMALE READY TO JOIN A COUPLE FOR THREESOME AS LONG AS THERE IS PLENTY OF METH TO BE HAD.

MALE AND FEMALE COUPLE SEEK PARTY FRIENDLY METHICORN TO JOIN US FOR A WILD THREESOME.

by P.N.PEE October 10, 2023