metamorphosisses

Turns something so atrocious into something beautiful and godly

The mangled and gorey cat had a beautiful metamorphosisses.

by DallasTheCowboy October 29, 2022

Metamorpie

A combination of metamorphosis and pie.

You are a metamorpie.

by Metamorphosis2 July 3, 2017

Methamorphosis

The transformation of a hot piece of grade-A, take him home to Mama, beefcake to methed-up and turned-out wanna be gangster/drug dealer who wears his girlfriends skinny jeans and still needs a belt. You might know him as Mr. Wifi Number because he can't hold a job so he can't keep a phone on. Also known as a rat because he's too pretty to go to jail.

Have you seen beefcake lately? I think his methamorphosis is complete.

by Wicked Sticky December 22, 2020

m3tamorphos

(adj) Someone with a shitty mic buying a shittier mic.

Emmit is a m3tamorphos with that cheap shit from China.

by S14SH3R March 29, 2021

metamorsolace

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)

Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"

by Row Bear April 26, 2013

Mechamorphia

A concept coined by fashion designer Rohan Arya, referring to the synthesis between machine and man. It can be used to refer to any form of technical enhancements to the body, or items that are an extension of the user, ie phones or garments.

I’m getting a dildo hand soon, I’m in a state of mechamorphia

by drippatheflippa February 21, 2022

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010