Tap in merchant

A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who can’t dribble , can’t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.

A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think he’s better than Mbappe

B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.

by Sir Alex . October 11, 2021

Potions Merchant

Potions merchant: A drug dealer

Beware the potions merchant for he is a wiley one

by Zol Wizard August 9, 2010

penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.

person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...

John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"

by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

Merchant Mariner

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.

I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?

by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011

dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005