masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006

masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

by Captain NippleFuzz February 20, 2009

masturbation

what you’re probably doing now since you searched it up

aye that boy got his hand in his pant he be doing masturbation!

by philenzo January 8, 2020

masturbation

1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.

2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers

3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away

4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm

5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.

6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.

Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.

Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate

Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating

by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006

masturbation

The thing that no one will do for you... Touch your privates.

“Hey”

“Wyd”
“Masturbation”

“Ew. Bye”

by purplegirl11111 November 4, 2017

masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009