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something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
by sycop August 12, 2005
masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.
My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
by Captain NippleFuzz February 18, 2009
by philenzo January 08, 2020
1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006
by purplegirl11111 November 04, 2017