Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masterdebater

A person who will engage you in debate over the smallest matter of personal or professional decorum, preference, grammar, Et cetera (yeah you like that, I see you out there) in an attempt to satiate some kind of inner soul-oriented black hole (logic and reason come out on the other side).

We spent the better part of the ride on the subway exchanging the finer points of the efficient allocation of public space, where to stand, put your bag, and at what point you must move to the inside of the bench seats to let others sit down. Then he convinced some random girl to give up her religion. Then he got a black dude to say he'd vote republican in the next election. That dude is a masterdebater.

by TheDefiantCow August 26, 2009