Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.
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A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!
Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.
by Daytonnn November 14, 2011
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Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?
Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?
by Perogie red November 5, 2011
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Get the Doc Martens mug.1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008
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