Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

Markus Ådnanes

A very hot boi. Stronk. He is gamer. yes. He may be abit too chonky but it ok.

Look a Markus Ådnanes

by OliveSeal March 10, 2021

Markuschew

Markus chew is a word which means Markus ate but in reality Markus didn’t eat, they also scared of Ashley tisdale

Hey didn’t markuschew today?
Girl beffr-ochtix

by Cocktix January 3, 2023

Markusigs

tas nozime ka tu esi loti Markusa stila

“Markuss pipe malbro gold”
“ja vins ir loti markusigs”

by tjz maza January 29, 2023

Maroushka

Maroushka is a girl who is super pretty, quite smart but also hella annoying. She is fun to be around, she knows how to match the vibe. She will enjoy annoying you and she is also kinda rude and mean but she cares.. She just doesn't show it :P She is also a procrastinator and does everything last minute but still manages to do it well. She is quite photogenic too. Overall, a good friend to have

Person - Hey Maroushka! Are you prepared for today's test?

Maroushka - I started studying for it yesterday at 11pm :)

by ifykyk_anna October 27, 2023

Jan Markus

A awesome guy that gest all the girls. He is extremely sexy, to the point where no girls can resist him. His body is pure muscles to the point were he is able to lift 5 cars.

Guy1: Where are all the girls?
Guy2: They are over at Jan Markus house

by skyny22 July 29, 2022

Markusse

Red haired person that everyone likes.

Also a person that smokes a lot.

I don't believe in god, I believe in Markusse!

by 8PoolMaster April 23, 2021