Manspeak

1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.

2:(v) to have such a discussion

1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...

2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?

by curlyhairedmofo December 30, 2008

Manspreading

When a male sits in public and takes up as much space as humanly possible.

Also something triggered femists made up to bash men with. Buzzfeed in particular popularized the saying.

Oh Wow! Look! I'm a feminist and that man is sitting over there manspreading. He is taking as much space as humanly possible!

by Bill Cosby is innocent October 16, 2017

man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.

Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD

by galpal84 September 13, 2018

mansperate

adjective
1. feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that there are no suitable men to date or sleep with. 2. A strong desire to have a romantic or sexual connection with a biological male. 3. Due to the sense of hopelessness, a lowering of one's standards.

I have drunk texted every ex, booty call, and guy friend tonight I'm so mansperate.
I'm so mansperate I'm considering posting an ad on Craigslist.
Sorry girl, he is not cute or smart, I think you're just mansperate.

by tropics September 3, 2009

Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017

manspreading

The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).

"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"

by The Riveters April 30, 2016

manspreading

people who spread their legs thinking their cock is huge

stranger: stop manspreading
man: sorry, gotta make room for my GIANT cock

by RikuSan September 10, 2020