Manspeak 

A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)

Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"

Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak

Manspeak by ashton M March 20, 2008

Manspeak 

1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.

2:(v) to have such a discussion

1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...

2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?

Manspeak by curlyhairedmofo December 30, 2008

manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)

Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

manspeaking by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017

mansteak 

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it

I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak

mansteak by GiYES May 24, 2008

Marspeak 

Marspeak, either pronounced Mars peak, or mars speak.
As in being so high you've passed high as a kite.
And you've gotten so high your speaking as an alien.

I'm marspeak'ing' after that perc blunt.

Marspeak by EmoWeez November 30, 2010

mansteak 

Often used between sexy gay men with way too much time and live excruciatingly far apart from each other.

gay man #1: why do you live so far?
gay man #2: idk, but i wish you lived closer because mah mansteak needs some lovin
gay man #1: youre a sleez
gay man #2: *gasp*

mansteak by GiYES May 24, 2008

Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman

Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!

Manspeaking by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023