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Manspeak

A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)
Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"

Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak
by ashton M March 20, 2008
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Manspeak

1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.

2:(v) to have such a discussion
1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...

2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?
by curlyhairedmofo December 30, 2008
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manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.
by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017
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mansteak

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it
I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak
by GiYES May 24, 2008
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Marspeak

Marspeak, either pronounced Mars peak, or mars speak.
As in being so high you've passed high as a kite.
And you've gotten so high your speaking as an alien.
I'm marspeak'ing' after that perc blunt.
by EmoWeez November 30, 2010
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mansteak

Often used between sexy gay men with way too much time and live excruciatingly far apart from each other.
gay man #1: why do you live so far?
gay man #2: idk, but i wish you lived closer because mah mansteak needs some lovin
gay man #1: youre a sleez
gay man #2: *gasp*
by GiYES May 24, 2008
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Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman
Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
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